Episode 1.5: Bloody Mary
- Bloody Mary at a sleepover... NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS!
- SEE?! SEE?!
- I am never looking in a mirror ever again
- Awkward funeral crashing
- Snarky teenager home alone? She's gone. Yup.
- Hey Fall Out Boy
- Well, saw that one coming
- Their printer is amazing and I want it
- She's smart, she might survive the episode, here's hoping
- Let's not have a dead teenage girl in our hotel room, plz
- Those mannequins are making me uncomfortable
- YOU ARE IN A ROOM FULL OF MIRRORS!
- That's 14 years bad luck so far
- OH NO SAMMY!
- GO DEAN HURRY!
- Really though, who is it that's saying Jared Padalecki's a bad actor?
- JESUS FUCK I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN EVER
- Huh, surprised that worked
- So are we just gonna ignore the premonition dreams?
- I guess so, sorta
- Well, that was ominous
- Well, this isn't as fluffy as the other starts. No false sense of security with this one.
- Uh... okay then
- It's a crime scene, shouldn't there be a guard there, or something?
- Will someone please shoot that dog?
- WELL THAT WASN'T CREEPY OR NOTHING
- A quiet house is the sign of a murder scene
- BLUE! A CLUE!
- FLESH!
- How can he be getting away with all these murders without people catching on? HE HAS THE SAME MO EVERY TIME!
- I don't know why people are so surprised about the gun, this is America after all, you'd think it'd be a normal occurrence.
- Good job, Sam - well, that could've gone better.
- So it's a psychic shape-shifter, oh goodie
- And he was there the WHOLE time wah wah
- How do you forget 'shape-shifter'? It's not like it's a long or difficult term.
- Did he just lick her ear? Yuck.
- And this is where we came in
- Ew
- Well, everything was going good
- That's twice in one episode, how did Sam get away from the police, anyway?
- NOT THE BOOKSHELF D:
- Maybe shoot him again for good measure?
- Do we even see these people again after Season 1?
- I hope this is the story of the guy who leaves a hook on the car door. Nostalgia, yo.
- Let's park in this dark secluded area! Surely nothing bad will happen here.
- A hook, a hook. Watch out for the hook♪
- That is your cue to leave STAY IN THE CAR YOU DUMBFUCK!
- On the bright side, this does seem to be the story I grew up with. Ah, memories.
- STAY. IN. THE. CAR.
- He's painting himself purple... okay then
- Oh goody, church, ugh
- So he's a priest with a daughter? Not catholic then?
- Paper trail back to 1851, you poor bastards
- The serial killer would be a preacher, wouldn't it
- She's probably dead
- Salt bullets! But what they really need is Kagutsuchi
- Oh, she's still alive then, false alarm HOLY FUCK WHAT
- Okay, she was still alive
- That's contaminating a crime scene!
- Wandering alone through a cemetery at night, because that's safe
- Bad preacher man, but at least he isn't molesting little boys
- WELL FUCK YOU SUBTLETY BOOSH!
- BURN ALL THE THINGS!
