How I Am Not A Total Idiot

• Ordered 70$ worth of DVDs from Amazon UK last week.
• Got them in the mail today a few days earlier than planned.
• Happy dance.
• Find out (hours later) that DVDs don't play on any DVD players in the house.
• Even though a DVD I bought from Amazon UK weeks ago does.
• Is confused.
• Contemplates beating head against wall.
• Starts searching online for region free DVD players.
• Find one for 40$.
• Don't really want to buy it because I've been spending a lot of money lately.
• Find out about unlocking DVD players.
• Google it.
• Run around house looking for a DVD player I can unlock.
• Find one.
• Unlock it successfully.
• Am genius.
• Happy dance.
• Spend five minutes switching DVD players in the basement and upstairs.
• Still works.
• Happy dance continues.
• Mom says it's late and can't watch new DVDs until tomorrow.
• Whatever, still genius.
• Starting to get worried about this actually still working tomorrow.
• Paranoid happy dance.